God's Real Name...

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God's Real Name...

This is an oldie, but a goodie...

One Sunday, the Bible School Teacher was explaining to her students how God's true name was sacred, holy, and therefore no man knew what it was...

One small boy raised his hand and said: "I know God's real name!"

The teacher raised her eyebrow questioningly..."Okay," she said, "what is it?"

"It's Andy!" the boy piped up.

The teacher was puzzled. "What makes you think God's real name is Andy?"

All the kids watched...

"Because of that song," the kid said matter-of-factly. "Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me..."

:p
 
#7
From the perspective of a 5 year old...I have also heard that God's real name is Harold....

Our father who art in heaven, Harold be thy name
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