heres a cheezy one

heres a cheezy one

A pastor is bear hunting, and doesn't find any, so he goes out by the stream to cool down, (without his gun) and he sees a biggg bear, and it starts to charge at him, he prays "Lord save me, im praying that you convert this bear into a Christian right now" and the bear stops in his tracks, raises both paws in the air, and says: "Lord thank you for this food im about to eat"
 
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