I can give you unconditional love on one condition

[justanothersinner]

That you give me unconditional love in return

 

[justanothersinner]

Its not that Im a narcissist. Its just that life is all about me, me me!

 

[justanothersinner]

Being an intellectual Ive always been more interested in Christian theory than practice. The busineas of actually loving people is rather messy and more suited to the less intellectual types.

 

[justanothersinner]

Just because I like others watching me pray doesnt mean Im a Pharisee does it?

 

[justanothersinner]

I used to sin. Then I quit. Went cold turkey. It feels great to be totaly sin free!

 

[justanothersinner]

I am my biggest fan you know.

 

[justanothersinner]

Hate is for wimps. Love is for heroes. But dont forget. God owns love.

 

[justanothersinner]

Do Aussies have a good sense of humour? Is the Pope a Catholic?
Aussie! Aussie! Aussie! Oy! Oy! Oy!

 

[justanothersinner]

Catholics believe in Forks. In other words, Faith and Works.

 

[justanothersinner]

Im paranoid just in case people really are talking about me. Woody Allen

 

[justanothersinner]

Our teacher in Primary School was teaching us the Commandments. "And dont forget. The most important Commandment is the 11th. Thou shalt not be caught! "

 

[justanothersinner]

The most important commandment for comedians. Dont steal my jokes!

 

[justanothersinner]

And for your penance say 400 Hail Marys and 2000 Our Fathers! That is the most disgusting Confession Ive ever heard!

 

[chili]

I used to sin. Then I quit. Went cold turkey. It feels great to be totaly sin free!

I wish I was LOL

 

[justanothersinner]

my sins are quite harmless really. at least i never sinned like Hitler or Stalin or Homer Simpson. Now that is what I call sinful nature! Boy am I glad God made me so pure!

 

[justanothersinner]

OK So i just ate two pizzas three pies and 4 hamburgers.
who cares. thats a problem for future Homer to worry about.