That you give me unconditional love in return
I can give you unconditional love on one condition
- Thread starter justanothersinner
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Its not that Im a narcissist. Its just that life is all about me, me me!
Being an intellectual Ive always been more interested in Christian theory than practice. The busineas of actually loving people is rather messy and more suited to the less intellectual types.
Just because I like others watching me pray doesnt mean Im a Pharisee does it?
I used to sin. Then I quit. Went cold turkey. It feels great to be totaly sin free!
I am my biggest fan you know.
Hate is for wimps. Love is for heroes. But dont forget. God owns love.
Do Aussies have a good sense of humour? Is the Pope a Catholic?
Aussie! Aussie! Aussie! Oy! Oy! Oy!
Aussie! Aussie! Aussie! Oy! Oy! Oy!
Catholics believe in Forks. In other words, Faith and Works.
Im paranoid just in case people really are talking about me. Woody Allen
Our teacher in Primary School was teaching us the Commandments. "And dont forget. The most important Commandment is the 11th. Thou shalt not be caught! "
The most important commandment for comedians. Dont steal my jokes!
And for your penance say 400 Hail Marys and 2000 Our Fathers! That is the most disgusting Confession Ive ever heard!
I wish I was LOL
my sins are quite harmless really. at least i never sinned like Hitler or Stalin or Homer Simpson. Now that is what I call sinful nature! Boy am I glad God made me so pure!
OK So i just ate two pizzas three pies and 4 hamburgers.
who cares. thats a problem for future Homer to worry about.
who cares. thats a problem for future Homer to worry about.