Lets Make Fun Of The Clown Thread

I got one. What if where has always had an addiction to McDonald's cheeseburgers, and the whole town knew it. And when he would go into town people would throw cheeseburgers at him and call him a clown. They thought it was so funny, because even though the cheeseburger fell on the ground, where would still eat it. Then one die where almost died because of the health issues that the cheeseburgers caused. His close encounter with death made him change his life around. He had found Jesus. He had set new goals. He wasn't going to show himself to anyone until he had reached his goals, because even though he was making progress, he feared they might comment on his weight and treat him differently because of it. Haha wouldn't that be crazy... What if.
 
I got one. What if where has always had an addiction to McDonald's cheeseburgers, and the whole town knew it. And when he would go into town people would throw cheeseburgers at him and call him a clown. They thought it was so funny, because even though the cheeseburger fell on the ground, where would still eat it. Then one die where almost died because of the health issues that the cheeseburgers caused. His close encounter with death made him change his life around. He had found Jesus. He had set new goals. He wasn't going to show himself to anyone until he had reached his goals, because even though he was making progress, he feared they might comment on his weight and treat him differently because of it. Haha wouldn't that be crazy... What if.
Mike is right...a real Christian does not text and drive and think like this? :mad:
 
I got one. What if where has always had an addiction to McDonald's cheeseburgers, and the whole town knew it. And when he would go into town people would throw cheeseburgers at him and call him a clown. They thought it was so funny, because even though the cheeseburger fell on the ground, where would still eat it. Then one die where almost died because of the health issues that the cheeseburgers caused. His close encounter with death made him change his life around. He had found Jesus. He had set new goals. He wasn't going to show himself to anyone until he had reached his goals, because even though he was making progress, he feared they might comment on his weight and treat him differently because of it. Haha wouldn't that be crazy... What if.

Did we just get a real life glimpse of you Where? So you were once overweight but now you're not. Nice!
 
I got one. What if where has always had an addiction to McDonald's cheeseburgers, and the whole town knew it. And when he would go into town people would throw cheeseburgers at him and call him a clown. They thought it was so funny, because even though the cheeseburger fell on the ground, where would still eat it. Then one die where almost died because of the health issues that the cheeseburgers caused. His close encounter with death made him change his life around. He had found Jesus. He had set new goals. He wasn't going to show himself to anyone until he had reached his goals, because even though he was making progress, he feared they might comment on his weight and treat him differently because of it. Haha wouldn't that be crazy... What if.
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I got one. What if where has always had an addiction to McDonald's cheeseburgers, and the whole town knew it. And when he would go into town people would throw cheeseburgers at him and call him a clown. They thought it was so funny, because even though the cheeseburger fell on the ground, where would still eat it. Then one die where almost died because of the health issues that the cheeseburgers caused. His close encounter with death made him change his life around. He had found Jesus. He had set new goals. He wasn't going to show himself to anyone until he had reached his goals, because even though he was making progress, he feared they might comment on his weight and treat him differently because of it. Haha wouldn't that be crazy... What if.
We could not possibly think less of you where... we accept you in your depraved condition and your appearance would not change that:D
 
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