Lets Make Fun Of The Clown Thread

Start a the driving range..was just thinking about building one...would be a good and fun money maker around here, I think?

Are you serious? The hillbillies around there will think the golf balls are pigeons and start shooting at them...probably not the best idea.
 
I'm saying some women might think thats sexist if guys had the privilege of taking their shirts off but the girls did not.
This business model needs work. I could see a lawsuit happening already, with women holding up signs outside of it demanding equality.

Don't put this stuff out there, now women are going to be going this at pools and water parks and what not...look what you've started...
 
I'm about to try and cut a tree down. Just waiting for my gopro to finish charging. Do you guys have any recommendations for if I want the tree to fall down a certain way. I don't want it to fall in the road or anything. I need it to fall perfectly in-between this area. Should I just cut a little at a time and then push it?
 
I'm about to try and cut a tree down. Just waiting for my gopro to finish charging. Do you guys have any recommendations for if I want the tree to fall down a certain way. I don't want it to fall in the road or anything. I need it to fall perfectly in-between this area. Should I just cut a little at a time and then push it?
Man you better watch a youtube video or something! Notch a cut in the direction you want it to fall, and then cut the opposite side until it falls...if its small enough you can help push it were you want it to go?
 
I'm about to try and cut a tree down. Just waiting for my gopro to finish charging. Do you guys have any recommendations for if I want the tree to fall down a certain way. I don't want it to fall in the road or anything. I need it to fall perfectly in-between this area. Should I just cut a little at a time and then push it?

I used to help my dad cut trees down for a living. Is the tree leaning or is it straight up? If it's leaning the wrong direction, you have a problem. If you try and notch it it will just fall the way it's leaning. If it's straight up, climb up and tie a rope to a high point but sturdy point of the tree. Then have the person holding the other end start pulling as you slowly cut the back of the notch. Make sense?
 
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