Lets Make Fun Of The Clown Thread

Wearing white jeans and a pale pink shirt to work today. What does that mean? It means that I WILL spill something on myself today!!
So! My food did not spill. My drinks did not spill. But I saw myself in a mirror, and there are Blue Letters Across My Stomach, Backwards across my stomach, on my pink blouse. I have No Idea How they Got There! They weren't there when I left the house this morning.
 
So! My food did not spill. My drinks did not spill. But I saw myself in a mirror, and there are Blue Letters Across My Stomach, Backwards across my stomach, on my pink blouse. I have No Idea How they Got There! They weren't there when I left the house this morning.

What? That's odd! What did the letters spell out?
 
It's time for you to get a map and see that there are six time zones.
Did you know there is 24 time zones in the world? Two things I actually pay attention to frequently is weather all around the world, and time zones, because of my many friends in different parts of the world. Yes, I know about all the 6 time zones in Canada, and the 6 in the US. Sometimes people ask questions they already know the answers to just to build a rapport. So what time is it in your Canada Euphemia? :)
 
Did you know there is 24 time zones in the world? Two things I actually pay attention to frequently is weather all around the world, and time zones, because of my many friends in different parts of the world. Yes, I know about all the 6 time zones in Canada, and the 6 in the US. Sometimes people ask questions they already know the answers to just to build a rapport. So what time is it in your Canada Euphemia? :)

Right now it is 1:41am
 
Stop eating cheese at bedtime!
They say the cheese helps with lucid dreams, but I'm actually not a big cheese fan. It's interesting because in a lot of my dreams I know I'm dreaming. I remember in one of my dreams this bear was eating me alive, and I knew it was a dream. I told myself, "wake up, wake up! Please where it's a dream, just wake up, the pain in this dream is unbearable." But I couldn't. Kimber said I was screaming in my sleep, lol!
 
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