Lets Make Fun Of The Clown Thread


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Actual entries in the index of the dBase III plus manual (back when they printed them)

Endless loop ..... See Loop, endless
Loop, endless ..... See Endless loop
Imagine if we made robots that can make decisions for themselves and actually hold an intellectual conversation with them? That would be cool But haven't they done that yet? Robots with artificial intelligence?
My first ever programming language!
Mine was Cobol back in 2001, it was awful, I hated it and other than me being a complete deviant my first go at college, it was a major factor in me not completing my Computer Information Systems degree. I also hated problem solving for programmers, awful class. The guy who taught it was at least 132 years old. It wasn't until years later that I grasped the concept of syntax and how programming actually worked.