Lift/Elevator
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Ba dum dum!
Why did I NOT expect this??..... HAHAHA
ascenseur as the French call it. HAHAHAHA
ascenseur as the French call it. HAHAHAHA
When you're hungry, it's called a dumbwaiter
In London one takes the subway to the underground; in New York one goes underground to take the subway.
One drives on a parkway and parks on a driveway.
I wonder who names it that?
That's the quasi-sarcastic sound of drums informing people that the prior words were a joke
elevador
Ka-Boom!
I see. You are stuck on the Lift/elevator/ascenseur/elevador and don't know which floor to get out?
NOOOOOOOOOOO silly.... I am currently going to the 12 floor in the AUFZUG.
Lol. I see there are certain phrases that can't be posted here, which is good. The general phrase for "which floor to get _ _ _" won't post. He he haw haw
Sorry... Can't talk right now... I'm running late... Gotta take the hysbak to the main floor.
Ran into these guys while taking the hiss to the 37th floor.
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I think I need to be done now. BYE BYE... french fry... WRITE soon... HAHAHAHA.
Something is WRONG with me.... SEND HELP...
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I think I need to be done now. BYE BYE... french fry... WRITE soon... HAHAHAHA.
Something is WRONG with me.... SEND HELP...
How about this? The IG Farben building in Frankfurt, Germany has a unique type of elevator called a paternoster lift which is an elevator that runs continuously on a chain. It never stops. The compartments consist of open boxes without doors, and you use the elevator by jumping into one of these boxes as the belt brings them around. You have to have good timing, but it's not moving too fast. You depart the elevator by jumping off of it at your floor of choice. It was a real thrill to ride, and I wasted a good hour of time just going from floor to floor jumping on and off.
I guess we have to joke you out of your convulsion.Ran into these guys while taking the hiss to the 37th floor.
739K views · 14K reactions | The weekend is coming and we cannot stop smiling about it 😁 #smile #smilemore #cutedogs #cutie #dogsmile #dogsmiles #smiling #happydogs #dachshund #dachshunds #dachshundsofinstagram #sausagedog #dogvideo #dogvideos #dogr
The weekend is coming and we cannot stop smiling about it 😁 #smile #smilemore #cutedogs #cutie #dogsmile #dogsmiles #smiling #happydogs #dachshund #dachshunds #dachshundsofinstagram #sausagedog...
I think I need to be done now. BYE BYE... french fry... WRITE soon... HAHAHAHA.
Something is WRONG with me.... SEND HELP...
A guy is walking through the country when he spots a sign that reads, “Talking Horse for Sale.” Intrigued, he walks up to the stable to check it out.
“So what have you done with your life?” he asks the horse.
“I’ve led a full life,” the horse answers miraculously. “I was born on an island where I herded for an entire village. Years later, I joined the mounted police force in New York and helped keep the city clean. And now, I spend my days giving free rides to underprivileged kids here in the country.”
The guy is flabbergasted. He asks the horse’s owner, “Why on earth would you want to get rid of such an incredible animal?”
The owner says, “Because he’s a liar! He never did any of that!”
That is perhaps the funniest joke of 2025. HAHAHAHAHAHA and still HAHAHAHAHAHA.
My goodness... we have already topped records here and it's ONLY the end of February.
............................................................................... and still... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.