Married Couple

Married Couple

A young couple got married and left on their hunnymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.

"Well", said her mother, "so, how was the hunnymoon??"
"Oh momma," she replied, "the hunnymoon was wonderful! So romantic."
Suddenly, she burst out crying. "But momma, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language..things I'd never heard before..I mean all these awful 4 letter words! You've got to come and get me and take me home..PLEASE MOMMA!!

"Sarah-Sarah," her momma said, "calm down and tell me what could be so awful??" "WHAT 4 LETTER WORDS??"

"Please dont make me tell you, momma," cried the daughter. "They're just TOO awful!" "COME AND GET ME PLEASE??"

"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset?? Tell you mother these 4 letter words."

Still crying, the bride said, "Oh momma, words like...COOK, WASH, IRON, DUST....:smiley10::smiley60: