Mercury Is Shrinking

  • Thread starter Boanerges(Inactive)
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Wanda Sykes...

...NASA's got people who are too smart for their own good. They got people working for them who--here, just...look up! I'll pay you to just look up!

I was standing around at a cocktail party and one of them astronomers came up and said, Do you know that there was once water on Mars...?

[turns around slowly to see who he's talking to, realizes it's her]

Oh are you talking to me?! See, cuz I don't give a *hoot*! [holds her glass up and shakes it] Did you know that there was once Vodka in this glass?

He says: But you don't understand, that means that there was once life on Mars.

Mmm! There was probably once life on Mars, but they all died because they spent all their money on a space program!