I thought that this one was good enough to send your way.
A group of country friends from the�Township�Church�wanted to get together
> on a regular basis, socialize, and play�games. The lady of the house was
> to
> prepare the meal.
> �
> When it came time for Al and Janet to be the hosts -� Janet wanted to
> outdo
> all the others. So Janet decided to have�mushroom-smothered steak.
> However,
> knowing that mushrooms are so expensive, she� told her husband, 'No
> mushrooms -- they are too high.'
> �
> He said, 'Why don't you go down in the pasture and�pick some of those
> mushrooms? �There are plenty in the creek bed.'
> �
> She said, "No, some wild mushrooms are poison."
> �
> 'He said, "Well, I see varmints eating them and�they're okay."
> �
> So Janet decided to give it a try. She picked a bunch� -- washed, sliced,
> and diced them for her smothered steak. Then she went�out on the back
> porch
> and gave Ol' Spot (the yard dog) a double handful.
> �
> Ol' Spot ate every bite.
> �
> All morning long, Janet watched Ol' Spot and the wild� mushrooms didn't
> seem
> to affect him, so she decided to use them.
> �
> The meal was a great success, and Janet even hired a�helper lady from town
> to help her serve. She even had on a white apron and�a fancy little cap on
> her head.
> �
> After everyone had finished, they relaxed,�socialized, and played
> Mexican dominoes.
>
> About then, the helper lady from town came�in and whispered in Janet's
> ear.
> She said, 'Mrs. Williams, Ol' Spot just died.'
> �
> *Janet went into hysterics. After she finally calmed down, she called the
> doctor�and told him what had happened.
> �
> The doctor said, 'That's bad, but I think we can take�care of it. I will
> call for an ambulance and I will be there as quick as�possible. We'll give
> everyone enemas and we will pump out everyone's� stomach. Everything will
> be
> fine. Just keep them calm.'
> �
> Soon they could hear the siren as the ambulance was coming down the road.
> The EMT's & the doctor had their suitcases,�syringes, and a stomach pump.
> �
> One by one, they took each person into the bathroom,�gave them an enema,
> and
> pumped out their stomach. After the last one was finished, the doctor came
> out�and said, 'I think everything will be fine now,' and he left.
> �
> They were all looking pretty weak sitting around the�living room and about
> this time, the helper lady came in and said, 'You�know, that fellow that
> ran
> over Ol' Spot never even stopped.'
> �
> A day without sunshine is like night.
>
>
>
A group of country friends from the�Township�Church�wanted to get together
> on a regular basis, socialize, and play�games. The lady of the house was
> to
> prepare the meal.
> �
> When it came time for Al and Janet to be the hosts -� Janet wanted to
> outdo
> all the others. So Janet decided to have�mushroom-smothered steak.
> However,
> knowing that mushrooms are so expensive, she� told her husband, 'No
> mushrooms -- they are too high.'
> �
> He said, 'Why don't you go down in the pasture and�pick some of those
> mushrooms? �There are plenty in the creek bed.'
> �
> She said, "No, some wild mushrooms are poison."
> �
> 'He said, "Well, I see varmints eating them and�they're okay."
> �
> So Janet decided to give it a try. She picked a bunch� -- washed, sliced,
> and diced them for her smothered steak. Then she went�out on the back
> porch
> and gave Ol' Spot (the yard dog) a double handful.
> �
> Ol' Spot ate every bite.
> �
> All morning long, Janet watched Ol' Spot and the wild� mushrooms didn't
> seem
> to affect him, so she decided to use them.
> �
> The meal was a great success, and Janet even hired a�helper lady from town
> to help her serve. She even had on a white apron and�a fancy little cap on
> her head.
> �
> After everyone had finished, they relaxed,�socialized, and played
> Mexican dominoes.
>
> About then, the helper lady from town came�in and whispered in Janet's
> ear.
> She said, 'Mrs. Williams, Ol' Spot just died.'
> �
> *Janet went into hysterics. After she finally calmed down, she called the
> doctor�and told him what had happened.
> �
> The doctor said, 'That's bad, but I think we can take�care of it. I will
> call for an ambulance and I will be there as quick as�possible. We'll give
> everyone enemas and we will pump out everyone's� stomach. Everything will
> be
> fine. Just keep them calm.'
> �
> Soon they could hear the siren as the ambulance was coming down the road.
> The EMT's & the doctor had their suitcases,�syringes, and a stomach pump.
> �
> One by one, they took each person into the bathroom,�gave them an enema,
> and
> pumped out their stomach. After the last one was finished, the doctor came
> out�and said, 'I think everything will be fine now,' and he left.
> �
> They were all looking pretty weak sitting around the�living room and about
> this time, the helper lady came in and said, 'You�know, that fellow that
> ran
> over Ol' Spot never even stopped.'
> �
> A day without sunshine is like night.
>
>
>