Notice in Bank Lobby


Notice in Bank Lobby

'Please note this Bank is installing new
Drive-through ATM machines enabling
customers to withdraw cash without leaving
their vehicles

Customers using this new facility are
requested to use the procedures outlined
below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research, separate
instruction procedures have been formulated
for MALE & FEMALE users.
Please follow the steps appropriate to your gender.



1. Drive up to the cash machine.

2. Put down your car window.

3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt..

Put window up.
7. Drive off.



(Unfortunately, for the most part this is the Truth.!!!)

1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required distance
amount to align car window with the ATM machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on
to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on mobile phone you will call
them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access
to machine due to its excessive distance
from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary

with your PIN written on the inside
back page.
11. Enter PIN
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

13. Enter amount of cash required.

14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.

16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet

and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register

and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.

19. Drive forward 2 feet.

20. Reverse back to cash machine.

21. Retrieve card.

22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder,

and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver

waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and drive off.

25. Redial person on mobile phone.

26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.

27. Release Parking Brake.

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.................... wife does the same thing...........ooooooooooooo