NTG Fun Thread: Q & A - Incidents and Accidents
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#1
You're at a wedding for your friend. Suddenly, a car comes flying out of the trees beside the altar! What do you do?
a. - Scream, jump over a couple of people as the car plows over the chairs. Oops, my heel must have hit someone...what the heck! My life is more important! Ah!
b. - Sit there and have a bag of extra-buttery popcorn materialize in your lap as you watch hundreds of crazy women and men in suits and four-inch heels do Matrix moves as a out-of-control, unmanned car chases after them.
c. - Be the smart one and call 9-1-1, or disengage the car. :3
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#1
You're at a wedding for your friend. Suddenly, a car comes flying out of the trees beside the altar! What do you do?
a. - Scream, jump over a couple of people as the car plows over the chairs. Oops, my heel must have hit someone...what the heck! My life is more important! Ah!
b. - Sit there and have a bag of extra-buttery popcorn materialize in your lap as you watch hundreds of crazy women and men in suits and four-inch heels do Matrix moves as a out-of-control, unmanned car chases after them.
c. - Be the smart one and call 9-1-1, or disengage the car. :3
#2
Some 86-year-old women hits you're brand new Toyota Camry and puts a hug dent in the side! What do you do?
Some 86-year-old women hits you're brand new Toyota Camry and puts a hug dent in the side! What do you do?
a. - When the old lady is out to go to the store, get in her car and hide it at Toys 'R Us! >8D
b - Get some Kool-Aid the RED version, mix it up, and pour it all over the seats until they are so red that it'll take 1 BILLION years just to get the stain out.
c. - Calm her down, tell her everything is O.K., check to see how much damage was inflicted, and call your insurance agency or just keep going.
b - Get some Kool-Aid the RED version, mix it up, and pour it all over the seats until they are so red that it'll take 1 BILLION years just to get the stain out.
c. - Calm her down, tell her everything is O.K., check to see how much damage was inflicted, and call your insurance agency or just keep going.
#3
You're at home, alone, and your oven starts talking to you...what do you do?
You're at home, alone, and your oven starts talking to you...what do you do?
a. - Rip it out the wall and throw it back up at Home Depot. Must be the IRS again *sighs*.
b. - Talk to it. Hey, actually, my oven has better sense than a counselor.
c. - Blink, pinch yourself, and realize it was just to much caffeine.
b. - Talk to it. Hey, actually, my oven has better sense than a counselor.
c. - Blink, pinch yourself, and realize it was just to much caffeine.
#4
You see a wad of $5,000 on the ground. What do you do?
You see a wad of $5,000 on the ground. What do you do?
a. - Snatch it. Oh yeah...w00t! FINDER'S KEEPERS!
b. - Stash it in your secret vault in the closet. Never know when you may need it. >_>;
c. - Take it to the bank. Maybe someone will come back later for it.
b. - Stash it in your secret vault in the closet. Never know when you may need it. >_>;
c. - Take it to the bank. Maybe someone will come back later for it.