Oldie But Goodie
What kind of car does God have?
Well...it says in the bible that God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
What did Adam and Eve do after being driven out of the Garden?
They raised Cain, of course.
Did you know Moses broke all 10 commandments at once?
A pastor boasted to another: "I didn't know my wife until after we were married...did you?" The other pastor said, "I don't know...what was her maiden name?"
What kind of car does God have?
Well...it says in the bible that God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
What did Adam and Eve do after being driven out of the Garden?
They raised Cain, of course.
Did you know Moses broke all 10 commandments at once?
A pastor boasted to another: "I didn't know my wife until after we were married...did you?" The other pastor said, "I don't know...what was her maiden name?"