OPEN WIDE

Mar 5, 2009
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"Open, please," said the dentist to the patient. After a few minutes, the dentist exclaimed, "My goodness, this is the biggest cavity I've ever seen--the biggest cavity that I've ever seen!"

"Doctor," protested the patient, "I'm scared enough without you saying that twice."

"I didn't," said the dentist, "That was the echo."