Pink fluff

My doctor has a habit of sharing pathetic jokes, mostly brought home from school by his young daughter. A couple of years ago he came up with this offering:
Q: What is pink and fluffy?
A: Pink fluff!

I decided to play with this and see what alternative answers I could come up with. Here are some:
* Embarrassed white fluff.
* Sunburnt white fluff.
* White fluff that has had one too many glasses of wine.
* White fluff with communist leanings.
* Red fluff that has seen a ghost.
* Anaemic red fluff.
* Purple fluff that has come out of depression (lost the blues.)
* Transvestite blue fluff.

Can anyone come up with any others?