I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of
natural causes.

Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed
and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground
easily, it is a valuable plant.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks
about seeing UFOs like they used to?

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole
box to start a campfire?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
this one got my daughter...

Did she go to see her Momma's Grandma, or her Grandmas Momma?

Ever notice that when you went to school you knew several boys named Jason...How many do you know today?

Why do we park in a driveway, and drive on the parkway?
That is great Dusty!:D

So now you can tell your friends who want to eat all those expensive organic stuff....... Pray over your food and God will protect you from all the harmful polutants.:D:D:D

Why do we park in a driveway, and drive on the parkway?

Yah .... The english language is complicated. That's why I think it must be hard for people that are learning the language.That is why I encourage God's Child as she is doing so well, keeping up.