Public School Teacher Arrested

Dusty

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Public School Teacher Arrested


NEW YORK -- A public school teacher was arrested today at John F.
Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in
possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator.


At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the
man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement.


He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with
carrying weapons of math instruction. 'Al-gebra is a problem for us', the
Attorney General said. 'They desire solutions by means and extremes, and
sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.'


They use secret code names like 'X' and 'Y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.


As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to
every triangle'.


When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, 'If God had
wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us
more fingers and toes.'


White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more
intelligent or profound statement by the President.








 

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NEW YORK -- A public school teacher was arrested today at John F.
Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in
possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator.


At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the
man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement.


He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with
carrying weapons of math instruction. 'Al-gebra is a problem for us', the
Attorney General said. 'They desire solutions by means and extremes, and
sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.'


They use secret code names like 'X' and 'Y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.


As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to
every triangle'.


When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, 'If God had
wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us
more fingers and toes.'


White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more
intelligent or profound statement by the President.









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