Redneck Medical Terms
Barium- What the undertaker does to 'em once the doctors are through with 'em.
Benign- What a kid id after they be eight
Cauterize- To have gotten noticed by a women.
Cyst- To give someone in need a helpin hand.
Dilate- It sure beats dyin' early
Impotent- Significant and distinguished.
Node- To have been acquainted with someone in the past.
Pap Smear-To insult your pappy.
Pathology- the study of trails.
Rectum- Crashed 'em, totaled 'em.
Tumor- Not just one more.
X-rayed- For adult audiences only.
Barium- What the undertaker does to 'em once the doctors are through with 'em.
Benign- What a kid id after they be eight
Cauterize- To have gotten noticed by a women.
Cyst- To give someone in need a helpin hand.
Dilate- It sure beats dyin' early
Impotent- Significant and distinguished.
Node- To have been acquainted with someone in the past.
Pap Smear-To insult your pappy.
Pathology- the study of trails.
Rectum- Crashed 'em, totaled 'em.
Tumor- Not just one more.
X-rayed- For adult audiences only.