It's time to start the music...
It's time to light the lights...
It's time to get things started
On the Muppet Show tonight!
Crochety Old Man #1: "Why do we always come here?"
Crochety Old Man #2: "I guess we'll never know!"
Crochety Old Man #1: "It's like a kind of torture..."
Both Crochety Old Men: "To have to watch this show!"