The astronomer


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The astronomer

An arrogant astronomer approached a minister at a party. "Pastor, "the astronomer smugly asked, "wouldn't you agree that all of Christian theology could be summed up in this simple song, 'Jesus loves me, this I know, for the Bible tells me so'?" "Yes," the pastor replied, "if you would agree that all of astronomy can be summed up in this song, 'Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I wonder what you are!'"
Re: The astronomer

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I have one,but it's a little long,...

A father passing by his sons bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed.
It was adressed"Dad", With the worst premonition,he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow thatI'm writing you.
I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you.I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice,..even with all her piercings,tattoos and motorcycle clothes.
But it's not only the passion dad, she's pregnant,and Joan said we will be very happy. Even though you wont care for her,as she is so much older than I,she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.
She wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with her freids for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better,she sure deserves it!! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we"ll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your son'

P.S.: Dad, none of the above is true.
I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life ,.......than my report card that's in my desk drawer.
I love you!!
Call when it's safe
for me to come home.

{oops :oops: I meant to post this as a new subject, I'm such a greenhorn,lol}