The fairness of socialism...

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Greetings;
Three dudes in the Gulag were discussing the circumstances that brought them there. The first said, "I was late for work, and they arrested me for being a parasite." The second said, "Well. I came to work early, and they arrested me for being a sabateur." The third said. "I came to work on time and I was arrested for being a Swiss spy."

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