The Justice System (?)

Pastor Gary

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The Justice System (?)

This is an example of just how bad some 'lawyers' are getting in their absent mined and unqualified courtroom verbalizations. This occured in a County Court Branch during a case involving a wrongful death civil suit in central Florida in 2005 -

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ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a
pulse?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you
began the autopsy?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive,
nevertheless?

WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing
law somewhere...