The Piccolo Player Is A Knucklehead

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There was this small country church down south.
One Sunday the pianist was sick.
A young feller from the high school band volunteered to play his piccolo.
At the end of the first hymn, someone shouted; "The piccolo player is a knuckle head!"

The preacher stood and said; "Will the man what called the piccolo player a knucklehead stand up"

No one stood.

Preacher said; "Will the man what sitten next to d man, what called the piccolo player a knucklehead stand up"

No one stood.

Preacher said; "Will the man what sitten next to d man, what sitten next to d man, what called the piccolo player a knucklehead stand up"

One of the deacons stood and said; "Preacher, I ain't d man what sitten next to d man, what sitten next to d man what called the piccolo player a knucklehead. And, I ain't d man sitten next to d man what called the piccolo player a knucklehead. And, I ain't the man what called the piccolo player a knucklehead."

"But, What I want to know is; Who called that knucklehead a piccolo player!"