If they test if for 2 to 3 months, or 2 to 3 years. It will still be cow urine.
It doesn’t matter what they add to it or what they do to it. It will still be cow urine.
And I seem to remember something that might have been close to it here a few years ago. It was a new soda. I don’t remember the name, but I tried one can when I stopped at the store one day. (I didn’t finish it) I think it was suppose to have twice the caffeine and sugar as Mountain Dew. (you can‘t improve on the best) It wasn’t long after that, the store had a bunch of twelve packs of the stuff by the exit door with a big free sign on them. The stack of twelve packs stayed there for quite a while. Then they were gone. I think they just threw them in the dumpster.