We went to a local Restaurant last night. They had oodles of Nutella based menu items including many pizzas with Nutella on offer along with real food menu items. They also had a special menu sheet full of Ramadan menu items many of which were also Nutella based. Is there some sinister connection here??...maybe not. Anyway they redeemed themselves by serving a fabulous grilled Chicken dish (Nutella free of course)
This must be the only way to make a Winesap Apple taste good.
When I was around eight years old my mother brought home a bag of Winesap apples. I tried one bite and was disgusted. Later that day, I tried another with tv same result. Again, I tried another. So by the end of the day the trash can had half a bag of apples with one bite taken. My father got home and exclaimed, "if I find another $&@" apple with one $&@" bite taken and thrown away, I'm gonna $&@!." I had to try one more, there had to be one good apple. That night, I couldn't take it anymore. The lure was too strong. Crunch, it was awful, bitter, yuck! I couldn't throw it in the trash can. Ah hah, I'll flush it down the toilet!
"Anybody know why the toilets not flushing?" Dad asked. I knew instantly I was gonna get $&@". Dad removed the toilet from the seal on the floor. I was upstairs in my room, the yell from dad shook the house. "Who flushed a $&@" apple!?" I blamed it on my brother's friend who was spending the night. To this day, that's my story and in sticking to it.