You Gotta Love Kids

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You Gotta Love Kids

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan , age 10


No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen , age 10






WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille , age 10






HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick , age 8







WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
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Both don't want any more kids.
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-- Lori , age 8







WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.

-- Lynnette , age 8
(isn't she a treasure)

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin , age 10







WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-- Craig , age 9







WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

When they're rich.
-- Pam , age 7


The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.

- - Curt , age 7


The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
-- Howard , age 8






IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.

-- Anita , age 9
(bless you child)






HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8








And the #1 Favorite is........

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.

-- Ricky , age 10


 
Dannnnnnnnng! I just told my wife that and she said "What!!!!!!!" I said it again
"You look pretty even tho you look like a dump truck" She said "Im gonna knock you out!!!!!!!!!!! ur a jerk!!!!"


Im in trouble!!
Chili out 4 the count!
 
Dannnnnnnnng! I just told my wife that and she said "What!!!!!!!" I said it again
"You look pretty even tho you look like a dump truck" She said "Im gonna knock you out!!!!!!!!!!! ur a jerk!!!!"


Im in trouble!!
Chili out 4 the count!



You should tell your wife to ask any trucker…

There ain’t nothing better looking than a pretty dump truck.

That might just be the save you need. :D
 
Sing her a love song....

Girls like that sort Uh' Stuff....


:guitar:
She's not much to look at...
When we ride through town. :guitar: :guitar:

But I know when the chips fall,... she won't let me down.
:guitar:

She knows how to run,....

And she don't run around on her man. :guitar:

I'VE CUSSED HER AND KICKED HER AND BEAT HER... :( :guitar:

TO JUST GET HER STARTED!..... A Couple of times...... :guitar:
:crying_anim:
But God knows, that I'll always :guitar:

Love that old Panhead of mine. :amen:
 
Sing her a love song....

Girls like that sort Uh' Stuff....


:guitar:
She's not much to look at...
When we ride through town. :guitar: :guitar:

But I know when the chips fall,... she won't let me down.
:guitar:

She knows how to run,....

And she don't run around on her man. :guitar:

I'VE CUSSED HER AND KICKED HER AND BEAT HER... :( :guitar:

TO JUST GET HER STARTED!..... A Couple of times...... :guitar:
:crying_anim:
But God knows, that I'll always :guitar:

Love that old Panhead of mine. :amen:
OMG now she's a pan head!!!!!!! I think im the pan head after she knocked me up side the head with it LOL!!! Now I'm level headed Hehehehehehe:D:D
Good bike song, I had to read it 2x to get what you were saying........cussed her and kicked her. I like it!!!!
 
Really Chili .... You just ain't got no class .... He he :D:D

I got lots a class.........it was to see what kind of rise I would get out of her..........ALOT! heheh I would never tell her that to meen it. Even tho she does look like a dumptruck.JUS KIDDING!!! gotchya!! hehehehe. I love my wifee.:p
 
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