Memory
[FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]A 90-year-old couple were having problems [/FONT][FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]with their memory,[/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure[/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]nothing was wrong with them.[/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]They explained to the doctor about the problems[/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]they were having with their memory.[/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]After checking the couple out, the doctor told them [/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]that they were in good health,[/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]however, the best thing to do was to start writing things[/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]down and make notes to help them to remember things. [/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]Now irritated, he said, "I don't need to write that down! [/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]I can remember that." He then goes down stairs to the kitchen.[/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]A 90-year-old couple were having problems [/FONT][FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]with their memory,[/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure[/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]nothing was wrong with them.[/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]They explained to the doctor about the problems[/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]they were having with their memory.[/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]After checking the couple out, the doctor told them [/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]that they were in good health,[/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]however, the best thing to do was to start writing things[/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]down and make notes to help them to remember things. [/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]Later that night while watching television, the man got up[/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]from his chair and his wife asked,[/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]"Where are you going?" He replied, "To the kitchen." She asked,[/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]"Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?" He replied, "Sure honey."[/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]from his chair and his wife asked,[/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]"Where are you going?" He replied, "To the kitchen." She asked,[/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]"Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?" He replied, "Sure honey."[/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]She then asked him, "Don't you think that you should write it down[/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]on a note so you can remember it?" He said, "No, I can remember that." [/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]on a note so you can remember it?" He said, "No, I can remember that." [/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]She then said, "Well I would also like some chocolate syrup on top.[/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]You had better write that down because I know you'll forget that." [/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]You had better write that down because I know you'll forget that." [/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]He said, "I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream [/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]with chocolate syrup." [/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]with chocolate syrup." [/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]She replied, "Well I also would like whipped cream on top.[/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]I know you will forget that so you better write it down." [/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]I know you will forget that so you better write it down." [/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]Now irritated, he said, "I don't need to write that down! [/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]I can remember that." He then goes down stairs to the kitchen.[/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]After about 20 minutes he returned from the kitchen[/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]and handed her a plate of bacon and eggs. [/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]and handed her a plate of bacon and eggs. [/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]She stared at the plate for a moment and said angrily:[/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]"I TOLD you to write it down! You forgot my toast!"[/FONT]
[FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]"I TOLD you to write it down! You forgot my toast!"[/FONT]