Christmas is cancelled
Christmas is cancelled
Cos they’ve run out of CO2
Not enough turkeys to go round
The supermarket shelves
Won’t be heaving with tasty treats
This is a disaster
What are we going to do?
It’s affecting meat supplies
Hospital Operations
and fizzy drinks too
I blame the Americans
And the French
The guy from the gas company who
Keeps putting up the price of gas
Brexit
COVID-19
Have I left anyone out
Oh yes
And those greedy politicians
Out to make a fast buck
They will have to cancel Christmas
They can’t fill the shelves with toys
Can’t get enough drivers
To trundle across the motorways
To fulfil our consumer needs
Maybe my stock pile of toilet roll
Would make an ideal gift this year
Shall we just skip Christmas
And go straight to Easter
Use up last years sinmel cake
If they’re going to cancel Christmas
Are the staff parties still going to take place
I love a good knees up
an excuse for a rave
May be we could have a pop up
Christmas when things get sorted out
Christ knows what we are going to do
To celebrate
Think I’ll google and find out why,
Why Christmas,
What’s all the fuss about
Why still celebrate
have lost the point?
What’s all the fuss about
Have I already said that once?
Think I’ll face book the vicar
That guy who puts his services online
Ask what happening ?
Is he cancelling Christmas
Has he pared back activities
Or going to hold services outside,
Is it going to be limited
to just those who are in the know,
For the Christmas nativity show
Do you have to book a pew
Can I get a front row seat
Can we buy a programme so we know what’s going on?
He said he was
Putting Christ back into Christmas
What ever that means
He said he was going to celebrate
Jesus birth
Somehow in my mind I never connected the two
He said I could come to the party
Didn’t need to bring a gift
Although we’re on still in September
Maybe they’ll sort it all out,
I’ll resist panic buying
Not enough room in my freezer
For a twenty pound bird
I wonder if they’ll still be presents
I could do with some new socks?
Christmas is cancelled
Cos they’ve run out of CO2
Not enough turkeys to go round
The supermarket shelves
Won’t be heaving with tasty treats
This is a disaster
What are we going to do?
It’s affecting meat supplies
Hospital Operations
and fizzy drinks too
I blame the Americans
And the French
The guy from the gas company who
Keeps putting up the price of gas
Brexit
COVID-19
Have I left anyone out
Oh yes
And those greedy politicians
Out to make a fast buck
They will have to cancel Christmas
They can’t fill the shelves with toys
Can’t get enough drivers
To trundle across the motorways
To fulfil our consumer needs
Maybe my stock pile of toilet roll
Would make an ideal gift this year
Shall we just skip Christmas
And go straight to Easter
Use up last years sinmel cake
If they’re going to cancel Christmas
Are the staff parties still going to take place
I love a good knees up
an excuse for a rave
May be we could have a pop up
Christmas when things get sorted out
Christ knows what we are going to do
To celebrate
Think I’ll google and find out why,
Why Christmas,
What’s all the fuss about
Why still celebrate
have lost the point?
What’s all the fuss about
Have I already said that once?
Think I’ll face book the vicar
That guy who puts his services online
Ask what happening ?
Is he cancelling Christmas
Has he pared back activities
Or going to hold services outside,
Is it going to be limited
to just those who are in the know,
For the Christmas nativity show
Do you have to book a pew
Can I get a front row seat
Can we buy a programme so we know what’s going on?
He said he was
Putting Christ back into Christmas
What ever that means
He said he was going to celebrate
Jesus birth
Somehow in my mind I never connected the two
He said I could come to the party
Didn’t need to bring a gift
Although we’re on still in September
Maybe they’ll sort it all out,
I’ll resist panic buying
Not enough room in my freezer
For a twenty pound bird
I wonder if they’ll still be presents
I could do with some new socks?