A sign of the times

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A sign of the times

I have been enjoying some of the local church signs in my new hometown. I am posting a few, feel free to post any interesting ones you see!

"Man's way leads to a hopeless end but God's wat leads to an endless hope"

"The wages of sin is death, repent before payday!"

"Christians are like coals togeather they glow and radiate warmth but apart they can soon grow cold"
 
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I once saw a church sign that said:

"Seven days without a prayer, makes one weak."

I was a child when I read it, but it's always stayed with me.
 

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Bro. Larry, .... You wanted some church signs.



[FONT=arial,helvetica] Church Signs[/FONT]

1) Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!

2) Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins.
3) Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!
4) An ad for a Church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline that reads, "For fast, fast, fast relief, take two tablets.
5) When the restaurant next to the Church put out a big sign that said, "Open Sundays," the church reciprocated with its own message: "We are open on Sundays, too."
6) Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons -- come hear one!
7) Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!
8) Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday.
9) Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.
10) If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.
 

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More Church signs


1) How will you spend eternity -- Smoking or Non-smoking?
2) Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives
3) It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin.
4) Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.
5) If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again.
6) Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.
7) This is a ch_ _ ch. What is missing?
8) Forbidden fruit creates many jams.
9) In the dark? Follow the Son.
10) Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.
11) If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.
 

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More Church signs:


[FONT=arial,helvetica] Church Signs [/FONT]


1) The best vitamin for a Christian is B1
2) Under same management for over 2000 years
3) Try Jesus. If you don't like Him, the devil will always take you back
4) Soul food served here
5) You can give without loving but you cannot love without giving
6) Never give the devil a ride. He will always want to drive
7) Reputation is what people think about you. Character is what people know you are
8) Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case!
9) Come early for a good Back seat
10) Seven days without prayer makes one weak
11) No Jesus - no peace, Know Jesus - know peace!
12) Worry is interest paid on trouble before it is due
 
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"Salvation is not a goal achieved but a gift receieved!"
 

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God is not disillusioned with us. He never had any illusions to
begin with.

-- Luis Palau