Dusty's Jokes
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(groooan!)
Blonde?
.He he .... God Speaks , I thinks he was asking if you are blonde but I don't want to start something here in case I am wrong so better let psalm answer that.
You are right Dusty, what do we have for her behind door #2 Johnny?
:smiley90:
Psalm91
I don't know how you or anyone would get something like that out of what I said - "groan" .
I explained thats how I answer alot of jokes that are silly, as alot of people do that instead of laugh. It must be a difference in where a person is from that you didn't know that. You know, different lingo.
Usually there is a smiley like that but we don't have one here so I spelled it out
I don't know how you or anyone would get something like that out of what I said - "groan" .
I explained thats how I answer alot of jokes that are silly, as alot of people do that instead of laugh. It must be a difference in where a person is from that you didn't know that. You know, different lingo.
Usually there is a smiley like that but we don't have one here so I spelled it out
Some jokes are about certain races also. I'd think something like that might offend a person. We dont know everyone's race here.
And some put a man down or a woman down too
Yeah... And even if a race is not here, that doesn't give us the right to joke about them. If you joke/insult a race behind their back it's still an insult... Not very nice.
Michael Collum
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Agree with Phil and in case scripture was not clear on this to some lurking ..
Galatians 3:28
There is neither Jew nor Greek, slave nor free, male nor female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus.
Colossians 3:11
Here there is no Greek or Jew, circumcised or uncircumcised, barbarian, Scythian, slave or free, but Christ is all, and is in all.
Revelation 12:5
She gave birth to a son, a male child, who will rule all the nations with an iron scepter. And her child was snatched up to God and to his throne.
Revelation 15:4
Who will not fear you, O Lord, and bring glory to your name? For you alone are holy. All nations will come and worship before you, for your righteous acts have been revealed."
Galatians 3:28
There is neither Jew nor Greek, slave nor free, male nor female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus.
Colossians 3:11
Here there is no Greek or Jew, circumcised or uncircumcised, barbarian, Scythian, slave or free, but Christ is all, and is in all.
Revelation 12:5
She gave birth to a son, a male child, who will rule all the nations with an iron scepter. And her child was snatched up to God and to his throne.
Revelation 15:4
Who will not fear you, O Lord, and bring glory to your name? For you alone are holy. All nations will come and worship before you, for your righteous acts have been revealed."
So sorry it offended some but I would say .... " lighten up " . There are so many jokes out there and if we can't have a laugh then .... this is not about race . These blond jokes have been around for decades .... most blondes take them all in stride . I have a neice who is blonde and she just laughs at them . We have a lot of Newfie jokes in Canada and the Newfies laugh at them too .
No body is putting any one down .
It kind of puts blondes down... I know that I have mentioned blond jokes in the past and it offended a blonde... And the joke is kind of... Hypocritical i guess you could say? The brunette had to read it slowly herself... and she put her sister down calling her stupid... What I do know is that some will take it offensively and some don't. If a blonde took offense at it you couldn't really tell them to lighten up as the insult is towards them... It can hurt their self-a-steem. I have said things in the past similar and believe me, some people do take offense at it so I am just letting you know...
Michael Collum
Inactive
I think it's more fun to make fun of myself .. 
now where's that rodney dangerfield ..
now where's that rodney dangerfield ..
WOMAN'S REVENGE
'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase..
As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.
'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally..'
'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase..
As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.
'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally..'
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'
Michael Collum
Inactive
lololololol