When I was little, my older sister came busting into my room screaming at me for mutilating her Barbie doll. She had her naked little doll in her hand and was shaking it and screaming.
I told her I didn't know what she was talking about, but she didn't believe me.
Somehow, the legs on her barbie were reversed. Left was right and right was left.
Crying, she spent about an hour popping the legs off and then squeeeeezing them back into the sockets.
I sat nearby crying (because when I was that age, whatever hurt my sister hurt me).
When she was done, I reached out and grabbed the doll and then did the most amazing thing...I turned the torso around all the way.
The legs weren't reversed at all.
One time in high school two of my friends were away at another school for a choir-something.
One of them went to the bathroom, and the other one explored the halls for a bit.
Then he got a great idea! He'd sneak in and scare the friend in the bathroom!!!
So he crept in, and jumped up on the stall door, hanging on, and screamed: "Booga-booga-booga-booga!"
Some old man was sitting inside, looking back at him like: Are you NUTS!?
Hey - they were in high school, okay? The friend who had to use the restroom was out in the halls, finished, exploring.
I could write a book with all the crazy stuff that happened to me and my friends.