"Women....was it an accident? Or did God do it to us on PURPOSE!!!!" ~Jack Nicholson
If a man talks on the beach and his wife is not there is he still wrong?
I don't have a wife. So am I always right?
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Good one!Only when you're sleeping...
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OK, so this is a very friendly, very helpful heads up... There are a few gentlemen who shall remain nameless writing in this here thread that are walking a very dangerous path atop an alarmingly thin cap of ice over very deep, tumultuous and definitely deadly waters!
my wife says keep my head down and do what she says and everything will be alright.she has the 1st law of marriage correct,pity she got the positions wrong.
I fell through that ice already years ago. I fear nothing, because there just isn't much left that can be done to me!
I don't know Bana... Somehow I don't think you'd like being a eunuch, if you get my meaning...
nope, wife got that in the divorce.