I don't get it dump lolz...im srry some stuff flies over my head x3
Ive Got Jokes :d
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Here is a few funnies I read this morning...
You might be a redneck if:
You've ever been too drunk to fish.
You've ever bought a round of pickled pigs feet.
You go to the laundromat to pick up women....
You've ever paid for a six-pack of beer with pennies.
You consider a six-pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.
You've ever slow danced in a Waffle House
You've ever moved furniture in a horse trailer.
You might be a redneck if:
You've ever been too drunk to fish.
You've ever bought a round of pickled pigs feet.
You go to the laundromat to pick up women....
You've ever paid for a six-pack of beer with pennies.
You consider a six-pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.
You've ever slow danced in a Waffle House
You've ever moved furniture in a horse trailer.
Lol @ slow dancing at waffle house x D ha..well it beats getting married at McDonald's lol..
And waffle house has that homey- comfy feel were magical stuff would seem to happen. : >
And picking up women at a laundromat, lol thats just lazy lawl x3 jk lol
But those are funny ^~^
And waffle house has that homey- comfy feel were magical stuff would seem to happen. : >
And picking up women at a laundromat, lol thats just lazy lawl x3 jk lol
But those are funny ^~^
Haha those are some really good jokes my friend. I'm totally a redneck!
A teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator.
At a morning press conference, the Attorney General Eric Holder said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
‘”Al-Gebra is a problem for us,” the Attorney General said. “They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.” They use secret code names like ‘X’ and ‘Y’ and refer to themselves as “unknowns”, but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.
As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, ‘There are 3 sides to every triangle’.
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said, “If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes.” White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President. It is believed that the Nobel Prize for Physics will follow.
At a morning press conference, the Attorney General Eric Holder said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
‘”Al-Gebra is a problem for us,” the Attorney General said. “They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.” They use secret code names like ‘X’ and ‘Y’ and refer to themselves as “unknowns”, but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.
As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, ‘There are 3 sides to every triangle’.
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said, “If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes.” White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President. It is believed that the Nobel Prize for Physics will follow.
At least the women would be "clean"!
Hey...........if you mow your front yard and find a refrigerator, you just may be a redneck!
This has got to be the nerdiest joke I have read this morning, but very funny! LOL
I love rednack jokes
Haha. Yeah, one of my coworkers emailed it to me this morning, probably when you were still dreaming of happy chickens and what not.
Really?
Well then.............If You've ever raked leaves in your kitchen, you just might be a redneck.
If you consider the fifth grade your senior year, you just might be a redneck!
Chili.......have you ever heard Muslim jokes? Is that permissible.
Ya, know the one that says if you have more AK47 ammunition in your garage than cars, you just might be a Muslim.
How do you stop terrorism? Tell all the rednecks that it was Muslims who killed Dale Earnhardt.
That's a joke for smart people....Going to have to bring it down to my level if you want me to laugh..
There once was a dog.... I don't know what happened to that dog.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
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?
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Dosen't matter, he has no legs and can not come to you no matter what you call him!
Well how about that fish story?
Seems as though a fish was swimming as hard as he could swim and all of a sudden he ran smack into a hunk of concrete.
What did the fish say? DAM! (You know, a concrete dam)