Lets Make Fun Of The Clown Thread

I'm not sure about the top left, but I see Spurgeon top middle and John Calvin top right vs. Benny Hinn, Rob Bell, and Joel Olsteen on the bottom.
Thank you. I have read a little about the Rob Bell guy but read a lot about Spurgeon and Calvin, of course. I need to get to know these persons' faces!! Just never thought about that before.
 
I had a dream the other day.. Didn't tell anyone about it. The next day my wife is telling me about a dream she has, and it sounds just like my dream. Anyone ever have that happen?
Yes, but my dream and the other person's dream were a little different. Maybe it's the Lord talking to you both? Pray on it. Unless you're prancing us. :p
 
I know people get slain in the spirit and stuff but not sure what Hinn is doing is it. Seems pretty chaotic.
Writing of chaotic, I was trying to find an old friend with whom I'd lost contact. I went to the last church, on a church night, that I remembered her attending. I had never seen anything like the idea of people lying all over the floors, but I'd hear of it. I tried to get in the entrance of that church, and had to step over the bodies to get in! Little bit of social shock. They were mainly just lying there, looking around as though they weren't sure what to do next.

I stepped over them, went into the main area, and as soon as I walked in, I got zapped with what felt to me like electricity. my hair actually stood on end, and I wanted to run. I have mentioned this to a few others, and their response was that the electricity-feeling was a good thing. No. Not that one. Not at all. I resisted whatever it was and was very glad to leave after finding my friend. The church soon closed, and months later, my very young friend died. Perhaps to save her from them.

We had spoken a bit about what they did there. Some of the shocking things were their commanding and control issues. As a new person there, she was not allowed to even go to the ladies' room without an escort! She was also watched over in her own home in odd ways, told where to go, told when to go, and more . . . .
 
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