Ouch. LOLNot so attractive.. I hope you have figured that by now
Lets Make Fun Of The Clown Thread
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THE SILENT TREATMENT
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 a.m. for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and humble himself ), he wrote on a piece of paper:
"Please wake me at 5:00 a.m."
He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 a.m. and he had missed his flight! Furious, he was about to go to see why his wife hadn't wakened him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed:
"It is 5:00a.m. Wake up."
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 a.m. for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and humble himself ), he wrote on a piece of paper:
"Please wake me at 5:00 a.m."
He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 a.m. and he had missed his flight! Furious, he was about to go to see why his wife hadn't wakened him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed:
"It is 5:00a.m. Wake up."
Perfect!A sloth calls the police to report that he was attacked and robbed by a gang of turtles. When the police ask him to describe the attack, he replies:
"I.....Doooon't.....knoooow...
It... all... happened..... soooooo ... fasssst....."
One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Smithtown wakes up early and goes to their local church. Before the service starts, the townspeople sit in their pews and talk about their lives and their families.
Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appears!! Everyone starts screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in their determined efforts to get away from Evil Incarnate. Soon, everyone is evacuated from the church except for one man, who sit calmly in his pew, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy is in his presence. This confuses Satan a bit. Satan walks up to the man and says, "Hey, don't you know who I am?" The man says, "Yep, sure do."
Satan says, "Well, aren't you afraid of me?" The man says, "Nope, sure ain't."
Satan, perturbed, says, "And why aren't you afraid of me?" The man says, "Well, I've been married to your sister for 25 years."
I liked it.. But I feel it would be in appropriate to say Amen for this..
A sloth calls the police to report that he was attacked and robbed by a gang of turtles. When the police ask him to describe the attack, he replies:
"I.....Doooon't.....knoooow...
It... all... happened..... soooooo ... fasssst....."
One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Smithtown wakes up early and goes to their local church. Before the service starts, the townspeople sit in their pews and talk about their lives and their families.
Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appears!! Everyone starts screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in their determined efforts to get away from Evil Incarnate. Soon, everyone is evacuated from the church except for one man, who sit calmly in his pew, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy is in his presence. This confuses Satan a bit. Satan walks up to the man and says, "Hey, don't you know who I am?" The man says, "Yep, sure do."
Satan says, "Well, aren't you afraid of me?" The man says, "Nope, sure ain't."
Satan, perturbed, says, "And why aren't you afraid of me?" The man says, "Well, I've been married to your sister for 25 years."
Yes, I would of given it a rainbow.
I think I love coffee too much
Can I get an "Amen" ?
Do not love the world nor the things in the world. If anyone loves the world, the love of the Father is not in him.
I'm going to have to give up coffee.Do not love the world nor the things in the world. If anyone loves the world, the love of the Father is not in him.
It was so easy.. ha ha!
A sloth calls the police to report that he was attacked and robbed by a gang of turtles. When the police ask him to describe the attack, he replies:
"I.....Doooon't.....knoooow...
It... all... happened..... soooooo ... fasssst....."
One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Smithtown wakes up early and goes to their local church. Before the service starts, the townspeople sit in their pews and talk about their lives and their families.
Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appears!! Everyone starts screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in their determined efforts to get away from Evil Incarnate. Soon, everyone is evacuated from the church except for one man, who sit calmly in his pew, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy is in his presence. This confuses Satan a bit. Satan walks up to the man and says, "Hey, don't you know who I am?" The man says, "Yep, sure do."
Satan says, "Well, aren't you afraid of me?" The man says, "Nope, sure ain't."
Satan, perturbed, says, "And why aren't you afraid of me?" The man says, "Well, I've been married to your sister for 25 years."
Coffee time.So, you're not giving up coffee?
My mother didn't raise a quitter.
I think I'm going to make a thread for mitspa, since he has blessed me with this one
It may be. The goal is 5000 posts.
Do any of you guys knows anything about installing security cameras? A lady hired me to install some at her business. I think I'm going to head to Walmart to see what's available .
Deer cameras are great. They're camouflaged and attach to trees in the yard or near the house door, and are motion activated. They're not obvious either.
We now take a moment out of your caffeine fueled day to bring you a block of humor.
to bring you a block of humor.