Journal The Cabin

[Big Moose]

But but but......winter is coming........and I burned all my calories over the summer helping the .....um.......orphans, Yes! Yes, the orphans.......and others of the downtrodden. Like......homeless ground hogs.......and those people who couldn't get their corn to grow. Did I mention winter is coming?? I do NEED some winter fat to stay warm when I <starting sad violin music> have to go out of the cabin.....because there might not be a cabin in 2026....sniff, sniff.....and winter is so very cold in January up here in......uhhh....where is the cabin located again? Can....Canada? Right? Not Florida. Good, ......so very cold in January and......and fizzy gingerale freezes so quickly.......and I might lose the feeling in my hooves........and since I have hooves, it is impossible to start a fire. And look how skinny I am:



Sniff sniff.........

 

[Big Moose]

 

[Big Moose]

<sssnifffffff>

 

[Cosia]

A chat to keep you warm

Poor Moosey ...

Here is some food until In Awe of Him comes to help you

 

[In Awe of Him]

GOOD GRIEF!!!!!!!!

Big Moose ..... NICE TRY... FRENCH FRY!!!

YOU forgot the weak legs and trembling lip routine.

Do not feed the moose.... I repeat.... Do NOT feed the moose!!!!!
Anyone needing supplies from the Outpost will have to sign for
those supplies.
We have locked up the shipment of peanut butter cups until further notice.

Do not trust any critters that come to the CABIN asking for donations for the poor by way of FOOD... in the form of peanut butter cups. It's not true that peanut butter cups are shipped for free in the mail... due to their flat circumference.

Thank you for your cooperation.

 

[Big Moose]

So.........now I must disband my army of chipmunks.........they only work for peanut butter cups.....and chestnuts.......and they didn't see that many PB cups.......hmmm.............have to start recruiting owls........cute owls........who have taken classes on being persuasive.