Journal The Cabin

But but but......winter is coming........and I burned all my calories over the summer helping the .....um.......orphans, Yes! Yes, the orphans.......and others of the downtrodden. Like......homeless ground hogs.......and those people who couldn't get their corn to grow. Did I mention winter is coming?? I do NEED some winter fat to stay warm when I <starting sad violin music> have to go out of the cabin.....because there might not be a cabin in 2026....sniff, sniff.....and winter is so very cold in January up here in......uhhh....where is the cabin located again? Can....Canada? Right? Not Florida. Good, ......so very cold in January and......and fizzy gingerale freezes so quickly.......and I might lose the feeling in my hooves........and since I have hooves, it is impossible to start a fire. And look how skinny I am:

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Sniff sniff.........
 
GOOD GRIEF!!!!!!!!

Big Moose ..... NICE TRY... FRENCH FRY!!!

YOU forgot the weak legs and trembling lip routine.

Do not feed the moose.... I repeat.... Do NOT feed the moose!!!!!
Anyone needing supplies from the Outpost will have to sign for
those supplies.
We have locked up the shipment of peanut butter cups until further notice.

Do not trust any critters that come to the CABIN asking for donations for the poor by way of FOOD... in the form of peanut butter cups. It's not true that peanut butter cups are shipped for free in the mail... due to their flat circumference.

Thank you for your cooperation.
 
Big Moose said:
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Big Moose said:
Thank you Cosia. At least there is one LOVING person here willing to fall for...... I mean...make sure I am ok. Is it too much to ask for crumbled peanut butter cups on top of those pancakes??
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About that..... There will be no crumbled peanut butter cups given to you by Cosia or Frannie ( who has been your source of unrelenting DEVOTION and TOP ENABLER ) of finding ways to ensure that you are FILLED to over flowing with "CONFISCATED" boxes of peanut butter cups. Just sayin.....

WHO on earth would suspect a tiny SNAIL of such things???
 
In Awe of Him said:
Mr. Moose is going to have something to say about this!!!!!!!
What is wrong with Maine??? :D



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It appears the Vermontiers, New Hampshirianders and Mainiacs (Yes I believe those are the names for the humans living in those states) were asking for it ......since they were NOT making peanut butter cups available to the friendly moose in their neighborhoods. Tribute is required. You don't want to see a grouchy moose.
 
In Awe of Him said:
Mr. Moose is going to have something to say about this!!!!!!!
What is wrong with Maine??? :D



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It appears the Vermontiers, New Hampshirianders and Mainiacs (Yes I believe those are the names for the humans living in those states) were asking for it ......since they were NOT making peanut butter cups available to the friendly moose in their neighborhoods. Tribute is required. You don't want to see a grouchy moose. 😠 :mad:
 
Big Moose said:
t appears the Vermontiers, New Hampshirianders and Mainiacs (Yes I believe those are the names for the humans living in those states) were asking for it ......since they were NOT making peanut butter cups available to the friendly moose in their neighborhoods. Tribute is required. You don't want to see a grouchy moose.
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I absolutely DO NOT want to see a miserable moose and I am happy to report that your cupboard has been RE-STOCKED with overflowing goodies of the peanut butter kind as well as fizzy drinks.

I am very proud of you for attempting to FACE your "FASTING TIME" with courage and dignity.

I think perhaps we should send the STATE of Maine our records of the GARAGE and the CABIN to set them straight. HAHAHAHA.

I am going to miss this place Mr. Moose.... WE are going to have to get into some other type of trouble somewhere else. HA
 
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