What are some of your best quotes?

[Major]

Norman Schwarzkopf.........
"The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to do. The hard part is doing it."

 

[Juk]

Douglas MacArthur.......
"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons in combat."

lol

 

[Major]

That's the clincher. I've had people ask if they could 'use' things I've
said. But don't ask me to remember any of them... I was to involved
in the conversation.

That reminds of being in the bathroom the other day. As I stood there I could not remember if I was coming in or going out.

 

[Nanon]

That reminds of being in the bathroom the other day. As I stood there I could not remember if I was coming in or going out.

...I don't know, maybe other gals can relate... being that involved in a conversation. (?)

 

[Juk]

That reminds of being in the bathroom the other day. As I stood there I could not remember if I was coming in or going out.

lol

 

[Abdicate]

That reminds of being in the bathroom the other day. As I stood there I could not remember if I was coming in or going out.

That's when I do a self-diagnostics - bladder empty? Check. Colon empty? Check. I must be leaving

 

[Juk]

That's when I do a self-diagnostics - bladder empty? Check. Colon empty? Check. I must be leaving

How do you do that?

 

[Abdicate]

How do you do that?

You can't check your innards by make queries of them?

 

[Juk]

You can't check your innards by make queries of them?

I guess so... But our innards are inanimate.

 

[Abdicate]

I guess so... But our innards are inanimate.

You can still feel them. Learn to pay attention to them. You hear them when you must go to the bathroom right? Why do you have to be told? Check for yourself.

 

[Juk]

You can still feel them. Learn to pay attention to them. You hear them when you must go to the bathroom right? Why do you have to be told? Check for yourself.

True.

 

[Big Moose]

Maybe Major was going in to make himself look pretty.

 

[Fadingman]

If I had a nickel for every nickel I had, the universe would collapse in a massive black hole.

 

[Sampaul]

Dont be so open-minded so that your brains fall out

What does this mean?

 

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You look but you do not observe.

 

[Great Fiction]

You can still feel them. Learn to pay attention to them. You hear them when you must go to the bathroom right? Why do you have to be told? Check for yourself.

I solved the problem by installing x-ray detection scanners in all my doorways; I am alerted via blue-tooth upon the appropriate time.

 

[Lanolin]

Er...when you gotta go, you gotta go.
My friend told me if you got to charm school the polite way to say it is 'I need to powder my nose'

 

[KingJ]

I like Isaac Newton's quotes:

“I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies but not the madness of people.”
“Nature is pleased with simplicity. And nature is no dummy”
“A man may imagine things that are false, but he can only understand things that are true.”
“He who thinks half-heartedly will not believe in God; but he who really thinks has to believe in God.”

 

[Fadingman]

"I've found that if you study a 'perfect' man, his perfection fades away like a mirage. The greater the hype, the greater the disappointment. But when you study God, His perfection becomes more solid, more real, and more amazing."

 

[Lanolin]

What does this mean?

Oh..its lost on you. Nevermind.