What are some of your best quotes?

[Big Moose]

If I had a nickel for every nickel I had, the universe would collapse in a massive black hole.

Penny for your thoughts, would it make a dime's worth of difference? Oh, I should be drawn and quartered for that.

 

[Lanolin]

My 2 cents...
I cant pay you, but I can pray for you. (When asked for 'financial support' by charity organsisation begging for money and 'suggested donations').

Also...to JWs. Yes, I read the Bible. Jesus is Lord! Would you like to come to my church?