Kids These Days...
...so I was sleeping soundly this morning, dreaming about something that I don't remember right now, really into it, and the phone rings.
An automated voice that sounded like a lady talking with a mouthful of crackers told me: "This is the school calling to inform you that there will be no school today due to the possibility of snow."
I hung up the phone. That was good to know. It would be even better to know if I had a kid that went to that school. I don't.
Then, in the misty mist of sleepiness, it dawned on me...
Now just wait a minute here! I sat upright in bed. They're going to cancel school because it MIGHT snow???
MIGHT snow???
When I was a kid, it would be coming down outside, flakes as big as baseballs, and they'd still make us stay until the end of the day. I had to stand at the bus stop for two hours before hearing that there was a two-hour delay! I had to walk to school, ten miles, in snow up to my chest, uphill both ways! On Christmas Day, they let us out for a half-hour to open our Christmas gifts, then we had to go back to class!

Now...in this day and age, they're canceling school because it MIGHT snow?
...Yeeeeesh.
'snot fair!
...so I was sleeping soundly this morning, dreaming about something that I don't remember right now, really into it, and the phone rings.
An automated voice that sounded like a lady talking with a mouthful of crackers told me: "This is the school calling to inform you that there will be no school today due to the possibility of snow."
I hung up the phone. That was good to know. It would be even better to know if I had a kid that went to that school. I don't.
Then, in the misty mist of sleepiness, it dawned on me...
Now just wait a minute here! I sat upright in bed. They're going to cancel school because it MIGHT snow???
MIGHT snow???
When I was a kid, it would be coming down outside, flakes as big as baseballs, and they'd still make us stay until the end of the day. I had to stand at the bus stop for two hours before hearing that there was a two-hour delay! I had to walk to school, ten miles, in snow up to my chest, uphill both ways! On Christmas Day, they let us out for a half-hour to open our Christmas gifts, then we had to go back to class!


Now...in this day and age, they're canceling school because it MIGHT snow?
...Yeeeeesh.
'snot fair!




I live down in Texas, and around here if it gets cold enough and enough precipitation to generate ice (yes, ice, we rarely ever have snow, but we do get ice), then everything shuts down. The roads freeze up something terrible and there are more car accidents than people can imagine. The roads/ bridges are just not built for cold weather and so they will become sheets of ice. I am sure that the drivers down here don't help matters. I will see them speeding down the road, while I am crawling along at a snails pace, being careful on bridges..... and several minutes later I will pass them as they have spun out and hit another vehicle or the concrete medium.