I’m Catholic, so I don’t need to read the
Bible because the priest will expl …. OMG lightning just hit the house.
Now what is that about?
I’m so bad. Now I have another sin to confess. Which sin, I’m not sure, but it must be a sin to make jokes about God.
Reading the
Bible, why would I do that? I don’t know, but I think that like somebody mentioned earlier, the process, the becoming or the overcoming has some benefit.
A commandment forbids images of God, but humans obsess about images. Mostly, the images are two dimensional. The hurdle, over which the first artist jumped, must have been a hurdle over which he or she jumped many times before he or she found an audience able to receive it. The Bible must be like that. It is obstacles on a basic training course, or it is a banquet. I’ll try this today and that tamale.
It might be like drawings or images on a geometry test. For 40,000 years humans have made images. On the walls of Lascaux and the pillars of Gobekli Tepe, in Egyptian tombs or the
Book of the Dead and in Medieval stained glass windows. Images decorate the walls of Renaissance churches. Images became less expensive on Gutenberg’s press, facsimile transmission over telegraph lines, television images with radio, and on the internet, beam me up Scotty.
Catholics and Baptists fight about images just like Greeks and Romans. Athenians fired the Parthenon’s contractor because he made an image of himself. The Romans reveled in statues of themselves. Counting systems began as three dimensional images. Writing systems are two dimensional images.
The two men, Newton and Shakespeare, who formed the most important images in the Western world, read the Bible almost obsessively. Newton formed three of the most important images, momentum, change in momentum, and opposite and equal momentum, over which scientists genuflect and light candles. We know about Newton’s obsession with the Bible because he wrote about it. As far as I know, no one except scholars gives a holy hoot about Newton’s Biblical opinions, but everyone, especially high school students like me, use Newton. As freshmen and as seniors the teachers beat us with a Newtonian rubber hose. The world runs on Newton. For example, without Newton, Descartes, and, Einstein you have no GPS in your car.
Hail hyperbola, mother of cell phones, blessed art thou among texters …
Holy Decsartes, Father of Analytic Geometry, chase the chicken around the coordinates ..
(Sorry, I got carried away …)
As far as I know, nobody knows were Newton found momentum, but he spent so much time reading and writing about the Bible, he must have found it in the Bible somewhere.
Shakespeare wrote about the Bible, maybe not as obsessively as Newton, but Shakespeare’s plays are full of Biblical quotes and ideas. My first thought when I saw this thread was, “You could read Shakespeare.” Then I thought, “No, the ideas are well hidden. Maybe reading Shakespeare is not big help.” However, the ideas are in real life situations, so Shakespeare might help. Or not? How often do people consult witches like Macbeth or Saul? However, silly teenage girls believe boys. “I love you Juliet. You are a summer’s day. I have forgotten about Becky Thatcher.”
Next question, what translation did Newton and Shakespeare read. I don’t know about Newton’s
Bible. Some scholars think that Shakespeare owned a
Geneva Bible, possibly the one in the Folger Library. We know for sure that the modern translations did not affect their understanding. Newton must have read the King James Version, but he did his life’s work before King James gathered the scholoars. Depending on who you pick for Shakespeare, he had little or no contact with His Majesty’s Bible. Newton and Shakespeare knew nothing of many of the manuscripts available today, Dead Sea etc.
I should say that the
Bible and Biblical related images are not the only source of ideas. Alhazen, the smartest Muslim who ever lived, may have never read the
Bible, or if his did read it, then he did not read it to obsession like Newton or Shakespeare.
I had meant to say something about how the Bible could be a step in the becoming. It began with a word, or maybe bang. It might have become an image. Look at some of the cave paintings and how the hair appears to stand up on the horses as if to say that the shaman who painted the horse had some cowabungally colossal idea or image. And then it became a commandment; avenge Cain 77 to one. And it became a commandment; avenge an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth. And then it became never injure any man, which became love every person. (I’m not much on feminism, so I might have said love every man, but the Westborough Baptist Church has made that bit of grammar politically incorrect, so … well enough of that.)
Anyway, somebody in this thread mentioned that the Bible is about becoming. I may understand what God said, but I need to understand what it means for tomorrow because God’s word is about becoming.
Well I got carried away, like maybe you can tell I have been contaminated by my holy-roller Protestant relatives. I have babbled enough for one day, so that is zzz 30.
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