Veggietales...
Phillipe Pea: [seeing porcupine needle in Bob's back] Would you prefer poking or non-poking?
Bob the Tomato: [sarcastic laugh] Non.
Khalil: Now you are sad, my friend. Something about Ninevah makes you sad?
Jonah: Oh, I don't want to talk about it.
Khalil: Oh, you do not have to tell me. Because I already know.
Jonah: You do?
Khalil: Oh, yes. There is a woman in Ninevah, is there not? A beautiful young asparagus? She is waiting for you, but your job is in the way. Her father is the head of an international band of camel thieves. Today you sail out to Tarshish to deliver a message to the camel thieves, but in the process will break the heart of the woman you love!
Khalil: Insight runs very deep in my family.
Jonah: We're going to be digested! Do you know what that means?
Khalil: Of course! Digestion runs very deep in my family.
Self-Help Tape Voice: You are a skilled metal worker.
Khalil: I am a skilled metal worker? Oh, I did not know that!
Khalil: I am a caterpillar. Well, that's not entirely true. My mother was a caterpillar, my father was a worm, but I'm okay with that now.