Dusty's Jokes

LOL!

Yuz doin good Dusty. Carry an.

Hey can we get "Joke Police" under our name?:eek::D
 
Thanks Mark. I'm Trying. I guess you could put it in your signature. Ask Brother Larry. He he .:D:D You guys are awesome.:cool::cool:
 
[SIZE=+1]"Gas" [/SIZE]​


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Did you hear the one about the woman who begged her husband to take her somewhere expensive for a change? He drove her to the corner gas station.
How about the gas station sign that lists prices this way? Regular costs an arm; plus, a leg, and premium, your first born.
 
3nails+1cross=4GIVEN said:
LOL.
Well,the price is rising,so I guess it'll cost us our house next:D

Nice new advatar,Mark:)
& Dusty too ;D did you take the pic? :)

POLICE!:eek:
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No I didn't take the picture. I copied it. For sure when the gas goes up everything else follows . The only thing that doesn't go up is my pension. Sigh!!!! :(:(

Hey police ... How am I doing.?

Yah Mark, who is that in your avator.?
 
Hmmmmm ..... Sidekick doesn't answer. Shirking his responsibilities..... Ha ha . You'll have to fire him..... he he.

[SIZE=+1]Best lawyer joke ever" [/SIZE]​


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A Charlotte, NC, lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against fire among other things. Within a month having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason: That the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.
The lawyer sued... and won! In delivering the ruling the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The Judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable fire, and was obligated to pay the claim. Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the rare cigars lost in the "fires."
NOW FOR THE BEST PART... After the lawyer cashed the check, the Insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.






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3nails+1cross=4GIVEN said:
:D niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
I like the cat =)
there are lots of pics like that on lolcats =P


I cant fire my side kick:eek: hahaha. =)
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Ok , ok But where is he ? I haven't seen him here for a while . Anyways , you can comment on this joke as it is kind of corny but that is the best I can come up with for today. .... LOL:D:D


[SIZE=+1]"A frog walks into a bank..." [/SIZE]



A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her name plate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack.
So, he says, "Mrs. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation." Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow.
The frog says "$30,000." The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it is OK, he knows the bank manager.
Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain pig, about half an inch tall. Bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says: "There is a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. And he wants to use this as collateral."
She holds up the tiny pink pig. "I mean, what the heck is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says,
"It's a knick knack, Patti Whack.
Give the frog a loan.
His old man's a Rolling Stone."
 
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Hi :D

T'is me in the picture. I'm a character in a little story my friend is making. I am Fire.

See the job wasn't official yet Dusty, but now I will take it, and put my badge in my sig.
 
Mark_18 said:
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Hi :D

T'is me in the picture. I'm a character in a little story my friend is making. I am Fire.

See the job wasn't official yet Dusty, but now I will take it, and put my badge in my sig.
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Hey Cool, Mark.:cool::cool::cool:.... Does Bro.Larry know that you and Amandaz are officially" THE JOKE POLICE ?" I like it .
 
Oh No, :eek: wait till you read this one......:eek::eek::eek::eek:

[SIZE=+1]"Bug flew into a barn" [/SIZE]
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A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started circling his head. Suddenly, the bug flew into the cow's ear. The farmer didn't think much about it, until the bug squirted out into his bucket. It went in one ear and out the udder.

 
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