Yesss, Ma'am... them wuz scarry times. We wuz all out pickin' berries and a bear came toward us 'cause she wanted some, too. Well, we backed away, but she wuz blockin' our way home, so Bubba said we had to go way around her and got crossed up a little on our directions. We circled around and got into some unfamiliar territory. We herd some kind of rumblin' noise up ahead and thought it might be a construction crew workin' on a road. But, when we got over the next hill, we saw one of them UFO thingies in an open field and small gray aliens fixin' somethin'. Bein' neighborly, we walked up and offered to help. Them gray's wuz hospitable and after the landing gear wuz fixed, they invited us in for a ride. We got on board that UFO and wuz taken all over the solar system sight seein'. Billy Bob wuz a little scared 'cause he's got motion sickness and barfed all over one of them control panels. They cleaned it all up and put Billy Bob on a cot 'cause he was as gray as them gray's. They took a blood sample from Billy Bob and that freaked him out. Not sure how long we wuz sight seein', but whenst we got out of that UFO, we wuz only a short ways from the trailer house. We looked at the mail in the mailbox and the newspaper dates showed us that we wuz away for two weeks. It sure didn't seem that long whenst we wuz gone. Billy Bob wuz shakin' like mad and wouldn't come out of the shed except fer eatin', but he finally got OK again after we read Ezekiel Chapter 1 to him through the window. We is all OK and are back doin' what we do here in the back woods of Kentucky.
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