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YEWWW better be sorry! We don't take kindly to people going off on a tangent.........:cautious:.......yes, tangent.... um which is um, yes, a line which touches a circle at one point. :rolleyes: And, and, to calculate the circumference of a circle, you take 2 times π times the radius, since pie has so much to do with circles, and a pie is a circle........:cautious::rolleyes: ..........So................um.........so, Paul, you just, .......you just better have pie here in the Garage next time, er, yes, pie. Shoo fly pie.........., or cherry.
To sum up, STAY on TOPIC!!!
Me thinks da moose got into the cat nip.... Did someone put special fizzy drinks in the fridge??? HA.
 
Just checking in... I'm on my way back upstairs. The dogs need to go out shortly.
I was awake most of the night... and I anticipate it won't be much different tonight.
The dogs walk around the house in the middle of the night and it's unsettling. HA.
Maybe they are seeing mice. HAHA.
I tried to sneak in a nap in my own bed and low and behold... the carbon monoxide detector decided
to talk to me. HAHA.... Apparently it picked my nap time to inform me that it was dying.


What do two beeps mean on a smoke detector?

This is an “operational end of life” feature which will indicate that it is time to replace the alarm.

If this ever happens to you guys.... it's not enough to just unplug it.... you have to wrestle with it and physically take out the battery. It is sitting in a box outside my apartment. Funeral services will be held tomorrow at 3:30 pm... Please bring FOOD. HAHAHAHA
Hope everyone is having a wonderful week-end.
 
YEWWW better be sorry! We don't take kindly to people going off on a tangent.........:cautious:.......yes, tangent.... um which is um, yes, a line which touches a circle at one point. :rolleyes: And, and, to calculate the circumference of a circle, you take 2 times π times the radius, since pie has so much to do with circles, and a pie is a circle........:cautious::rolleyes: ..........So................um.........so, Paul, you just, .......you just better have pie here in the Garage next time, er, yes, pie. Shoo fly pie.........., or cherry.
To sum up, STAY on TOPIC!!!

Did I mention my Son just opened a Big Game Butcher shop. :whistle::whistle::whistle:.
hehe
 
Just checking in... I'm on my way back upstairs. The dogs need to go out shortly.
I was awake most of the night... and I anticipate it won't be much different tonight.
The dogs walk around the house in the middle of the night and it's unsettling. HA.
Maybe they are seeing mice. HAHA.
I tried to sneak in a nap in my own bed and low and behold... the carbon monoxide detector decided
to talk to me. HAHA.... Apparently it picked my nap time to inform me that it was dying.


What do two beeps mean on a smoke detector?

This is an “operational end of life” feature which will indicate that it is time to replace the alarm.

If this ever happens to you guys.... it's not enough to just unplug it.... you have to wrestle with it and physically take out the battery. It is sitting in a box outside my apartment. Funeral services will be held tomorrow at 3:30 pm... Please bring FOOD. HAHAHAHA
Hope everyone is having a wonderful week-end.
Those darn snails are keeping the dogs awake. All the yodeling they do.
 
I think I am on the other side of the continent.......so good luck hauling me that far. lol HA!
Thats OK we have free shipping. 🤣 . And he knows a guy who knows a guy.
No, not that guy, the other guy that knows that other guy. Well his brothers, friends sisters, seconds cousin ( twice removed.)
Well just so happens that her Dog walkers, oldest brother, actually knows a guy who used to work at UPS and gave him the number of a guy that works for the USDA, and they said can ship it its processed USDA. So we are all set. But only on Fridays that land on Tuesday or,
The first Tuesday of the month on Leap year. Other that it would cost him.
But if that happens. Hes knows this Girl, that his wife knows.............. but we can wait and see if this works first.
 
Thats OK we have free shipping. 🤣 . And he knows a guy who knows a guy.
No, not that guy, the other guy that knows that other guy. Well his brothers, friends sisters, seconds cousin ( twice removed.)
Well just so happens that her Dog walkers, oldest brother, actually knows a guy who used to work at UPS and gave him the number of a guy that works for the USDA, and they said can ship it its processed USDA. So we are all set. But only on Fridays that land on Tuesday or,
The first Tuesday of the month on Leap year. Other that it would cost him.
But if that happens. Hes knows this Girl, that his wife knows.............. but we can wait and see if this works first.
I KNOWWWW!
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This is what my brain thinks about. Apologies in advance.

You are and Atheist you love to debate there is no God. And I have a few questions.

1. What do you fear more, being convinced there is a God. Or being right that there is none.
Which would you prefer to have as a result?

2. If the universe was created by a big bang, And all things were created from a big bang including you.
When you die, do you now go back to the earth that exists because of the BigBang created it?
How is that different from believing in God?

3. I do not spend my whole life trying to convince people, there are no aliens, or bigfoot. Yet the Military and humans
spend billions trying to prove they exist. Why do you spend your whole life trying to convince people there is no Sky God? ( as atheist put it).

4. Without a God, there is no purpose to life. Science, nor physics can explain a reason for life to exist.
Scientifically, its been proven that the universe has no logical reason for existing and furthermore replicating organisms.
The only logic even Stephen Hawkins agrees, is that a purpose had to be created for it to exist. And we know of none.
( I know of one :) )

5. Your view is, nothing created the universe. If came from outside.
My view is Nothing Created the universe as it came from outside.
Your view is Nothing, was created something for no reason.
My view, God created from nothing a purpose. What seems more provable. That some one created something from nothing.
Or Nothing created, something from nothing?

6. In thousands of years humans have existed. With Biology, science, physics. With trillions of hours of studying life and its origins.
How is it not one example of Nothing producing something exists, if its natural to this universe and its existence, has never been observed?


This is what people that know me have to live with LOL

Paul
 
What’s with all these snails? Lol

Why has @In Awe of Him even collecting them?
Good morning my precious sister Via ( whom I absolutely LOVE )....:D

In your absence.... there are many things that occurred here at the Garage... so please allow me to FILL you in without having you read all the (over 700 posts ). First of all.... I need to say WOW. I don't pay attention to the numbers... but that is a lot of posts.... and once again... I have all my forum family to THANK for keeping this place alive.

So... moving right along and speaking of ALIVE.... we have much LIFE here at the Garage. I will start with those snails you are wondering about.... Meet Bert and Gert.... ( mommy and daddy )... These are our ROYAL BRITISH breed. They were shipped directly to me by our Dear Cosia and were sent "SNAIL MAIL".... It took months for them to arrive. When I opened the box.... out popped a wonderful little snail family.

Bert, Gert ( Daddy and Mommy ).... and their little ones... Frankie, Frannie ( twins ) and Connie and Cedric ( not twins ).

They remained a small little group for several weeks but then....... THEN..... our dear friend Paducah Luke was house-cleaning one day and he noticed that his snail numbers were getting a bit high... so... he asked me if I had room in the Garage to take a few of them off his hands. I was HONOURED by the request as I have always wanted to own a FARM... so... being that we are much closer in distance... it only took a few weeks before the second batch of snails arrived. I am including the names of the Hillbilly Trailer troop.

Jolly... Dolly... Jilly... Silly... Milly.... Dodo... Nogo ( he did not want to come )...Slogo.... Harry... Carrie... Fatty... Patty... Natty... George... Charles... Carl... Amy... Sammy... Clarence... Billy and Brice.




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So.... that is the story of the snails... or at least it's ONE version of the story. If you ask PaducahLuke about it... he doesn't seem to remember his version... but me and Cosia... WE have stuck together and our stories MATCH.

Now then.... over the months that you were away.... the snails took a shine/liking to... Mr. Moose. They would try and follow him everywhere but were usually a week or so behind... and so... someone came up with the idea of FREE moose rides for the snails. We made two buckets ( one for each antler ) and the snails were taken around the Garage and outside in the garden for picnics. It was a lovely summer and Mr. Moose was very busy... however... unbeknown to us.... a few of the snails escaped the basket and made it into Mr. Moose's ears and began to yoddle so that they could hear the ECHO. Poor Mr. Moose... had to visit the doctor ( who thought he was hearing things ). Eventually they were coaxed out with jelly beans... and sadly... we had to stop the FREE rides for "mental health" purposes.
It was a very busy summer here at the Garage... we planted gardens.... and Mr. Moose even got his own POOL.
Someone also built him basket ball hoops out of recycling bins. The snails would sit on the side lines with little pom poms... and CHEER him on... every Saturday at 4 pm... followed by a potluck picnic.

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So.... there you have it.... the full and TRUE story of how the snails arrived... and how we affectionately adopted a moose. In case no one has told you....there are two special chairs here in the garage... One is for Bob... and no one is allowed to sit in it... unless they are mad and decide to sneak a sit for the sake of being rebellious. ( Mr. Moose has gotten upset with Bob several times and eaten peanut butter cups on HIS chair ). One time we had to change the chair out due to melted chocolate all over the place. It was a very HOT summer day.

Anyways... Bob's chair is on the left and Mr. Moose's CHAIR is under the picture of His Uncle Hank.

We have some special events planned for the Autumn... and so you are just in time for some MAJOR FUN!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA and HAHAHAHAHA.... and all this took over an hour to write because I actually had to go back in the archives and find stuff. HAHAHAHA.
 

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We all know that aliens are real.... so YEAH... Why waste money on silliness??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
👽 why, are there so many songs about rainbows, and whats on the other side.

But there are no songs about Aliens? Well that is not fair, if they are real and no one sings about them?

I live in BigFoot country and never seen one....... There was a Cougar in town Friday.
Turkeys in the yard, and deer evidence each morning in the yard. A Racoon sometimes. But we have a Dog and they avoid dogs here.

We do get the occasional bear and cougar in town. If you go out ten miles in any direction you are in no where for 100miles pretty much.
Small dotted towns. I live in the largest. 20K people. In a County the size of NewYork State that has only 120K in it.
So I sometimes take wild life for granted. I have security cameras and I check each morning to see whom visited.

EDITL Just checked the cameras. A racoon and her Baby Racoon was in my drive last night about 430am
Turkeys last night, deer the nigh before. LOL
 
This isn't singing, although Joe Satriani makes his guitar sing as he is one of the great guitarists of the last 40 years.
This is true, I saw him online playing with Sammy Hagar and Michael Anthony, Van halen songs recently, he still got it.
Surfin with the Alien was the song if I recall boy that was along time ago. Although I also enjoyed allot of Guitar players back in the day.
But also love some soul and blues too. I actually pretty much like all music. Except modern rap and opera.
But I can listen to anything in a sitting my library of music is pretty big. Music I like the memory triggers it does.
LOL wow.... good times with Music. Another Gift God gives us. Music has no scientific use at all.
Yet, we do it for its enjoyment.
 
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